Sunday, July 13, 2014

Funny quotes about weddings

This week we are going to laugh a little on this 

Crazy and scary thing called marriage. 

So, for those who want to relax a bit before the 

Wedding ,here are the funniest things said about this scared 

Institution called marriage.

I always cry at weddings, especially my own.
- Humphrey Bogart

I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, you're next.
- Author Unknown

In a nerd wedding, instead of saying 'I do.' They say, 'I accept the terms and conditions.'
- Unknown

Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle.
- Heinrich Heine

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians.
- Patrick Dempsey (Mobsters - 1991)

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen 

A toast to the two secrets of a happy marriage:
Here's to a good sense of humor and a short memory!
- Author Unknown

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
- George Carlin

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
- Isadora Duncan

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
- Mickey Rooney 

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues. 
- Helen Rowland

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
- Groucho Marx

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
- Polish Proverb 

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake.
- Author Unknown

The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing... and then marry him!- Cher

The surest way to be alone is to get married.
- Gloria Steinem

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
- Helen Rowland

Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde

At the preparations period, everything is stressing and annoying and 
Usually the Bride becomes a "Bridezilla". 
Because of it, you should use more humor,
Listen to each other, don’t invalidate the opinions of each other
And be open Minded for this thing called wedding plans.
Don’t forget, when it ends, the next day will be
The first of the rest of your life. So, take everything in proportion,
Take a deep breath,
And start planning. Good luck !

Hope you’ve laughed,
I would Love if you will add your own funny saying...

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